2018 has brought many a surprise to the managers in the worlds greatest league, however before we turn our attention to the 2018/19 season, some unfinished business from the inaugural 17/18 season:
In May huddled around a mammoth screen in Horsham the 17/18 season drew to a close, with the Red Imps drawing the final blood of the season delivering yet another win. Argyle’s Revenge finished as league runners-up with Jamones & TTB rounding out the European places.
The TBC was handed to celebrity lookalike manager Mr J Bines by previous champion Phil Ellis:
Bines claimed that he looked forward to the following season and that receiving the cup from his longtime adversary made victory all the sweeter.
2018/19 So Far…
The second season of the worlds greatest league kicked off on the 6th August with many of the managers gathered together in the host city of Brighton. A palpable tension rose around the table as tactics were discussed, Leroy Fer was lauded as the likely overall number 1 pick, and Greg went to find the now infamous Perez/Pickford Barmaid. Finally, the time came, the lottery balls clattered around the machine, the fate of the eight held in its hand. Everyone wanted the coveted first spot and a shot at Leroy Salah, agonisingly slow the computer ran its alogrithm before the draft order was spat out with big Raf leading the way. Second and second slipped past- surely he wasn’t at the bar again?? But the biggest shock of the evening was the Raf managed to secure Salah at the number one spot, with the first round looking somewhat predictable:
Draft ‘Awards’:
- Most successful player drafted (to date): Raf & Mo Salah at Number 1 overall
- Worst player drafted: Joey & Bolasie in the 7th round
- Late Round Steal: Tom & Felipe Anderson in Round 10 (103 points to date)
- Late Round Fail: John & Courtois in the 13th round
Stories of the Season
Alisson Lee
The unlikely leader at the turn of the year is Alisson Lee, whose manager Tom Miller (pictured above) has had the rub of the green, the bounce of the ball and any other lucky idiom you wish to pick. With 12 wins, and perhaps pivotally 2 draws, the Alisson Lee team lead the pack with only the 6th highest points haul.
It is, however, the sign of a champion to win when you aren’t playing well and having recently recruited top goalscorer Aubamayang and readying the now unshackled Lukaku perhaps they are ready to start winning in style?
Mid-Season Report Card:
- Leauge Position: A+
- Points Scored: D
- Draft Team: B-
- Waivers & Free Agency: D (Felipe Anderson Waived out twice?!)
- Trades: B
- Overall: B
Red October
Last seasons basement dwellers, ironically rebranded from the rising Pheonix to Red October, have turned around their fortunes this season and are arguably unlucky not to be top of the league given how poorly the leaders have been at consistently putting up points.
Manager Andrew McMillan should be very proud of his drafted team with a strong core of 5 players still consistently putting up large numbers. Van Dijk, Mane, Richarlison & Mendy were all fantastic picks who have steered the Reds to a highly successful first half. “I’m just happy to be winning games” beamed McMillan in a recent interview with the blog, as he looks to guide his team forward in the new year. Surely a new striker or two will be high up their January Sales shopping list, but will any new signings fall to the high flying side?
Mid-Season Report Card:
- Leauge Position: A
- Points Scored: A
- Draft Team: B+
- Waivers & Free Agency: C
- Trades: B
- Overall: A
The Silva Lining
Two very Silva linings have propelled Sales and his army of city players to joint second in the league with Bernardo & David accounting for some 17% of the teams total points scored. The team has proved a formidable opponent for all, having taken points off all teams in the league and matching the league leaders for wins.
Sales has proved a shrewd operator in the trade market, having picked up Shaquiri (twice), Firmino and Luiz in well timed deals. Joint favourite with Red October to overall Allison Lee in the second half of the season, can they live up to the hype or will trading away the cornerstone of their season see that Silva lining turn to a less palatable colour?
Mid-Season Report Card:
- Leauge Position: A
- Points Scored: A
- Draft Team: B
- Waivers & Free Agency: B-
- Trades: C (Trading a namesake is inexcusable in these parts)
- Overall: B+
Argyle’s Revenge
The Pilgrims have been blighted by bad luck this season, seeing a string of bad match-ups hold back their progress up the league, finding themselves 8 points behind the leaders but with a healthy gap to 5th. Argyle’s manager has demonstrated an extraordinary ability to negotiate trades, securing Pogba, Sterling, De Bruyne, Eriksen, and Azpi via trades.
Argyle have set their sites on at least repeating their 2nd place of last season, but the 4th place side have respectable 12-1 odds to lift the trophy this season
Mid-Season Report Card:
- Leauge Position: C
- Points Scored: A+
- Draft Team: C
- Waivers & Free Agency: B
- Trades: A
- Overall: C+
The Singing Penguins
As always, the Penguins have shown a propensity for trades and a bargain new player, however unusually, this time they have found some success. Having been involved in a record 8 trades, flipping players to improve their team the Penguins have established a team with a strong spine of players and a forward line full of potential.
Cochrane will be hopeful that he can forge a path to the champions league places, however, a 10 point gap is a daunting task especially for a team that currently holds several bit-part players.
Mid-Season Report Card:
- Leauge Position: C-
- Points Scored: D-
- Draft Team: C
- Waivers & Free Agency: C
- Trades: D
- Overall: D+
Tick Tick Boom
The 2016/17 Champion have fallen hard this year after being in contention for most of last season, TTB find themselves is 6th place in the league, hovering above the relegation places by the skin of their teeth. Despite a managerial change and a brand new mindset, the Dweck/Boaler/Ellis trifecta has been unsuccessful in bringing points back to the TTB fortress.
TTB have been playing catch up since game week 3, when the infamous Sterling / Mkhitarian trade was struck with Ellis’s sparring partner JNJ which with the benefit of hindsight was a bad one from Ellis, however he has redeemed himself in the eyes of his fans following the introduction of Eden Hazard to the side who has lit up the TTB midfield in recent weeks.
However, it would be a brave man to discount TTB from a late-season comeback especially with a coveted high pick in the January transfer waivers.
Mid-Season Report Card:
- Leauge Position: D-
- Points Scored: C-
- Draft Team: B
- Waivers & Free Agency: C
- Trades: D
- Overall: D+
The Mighty Impernels
Given the curse of the 8th pick, it is impressive that the Imps have picked up a single point, however, a front line that is the envy of the league and a knack of adapting their team each week has allowed the Imps to keep fighting on.
However the champions have a big fight on their hands to deliver a successful season for their demanding fan base. Recently their manager Bines stated:
I reckon to win it, we would need to win 15 out of 19. 14 possibly. Games up, I think,
The defeatest nature of their manager will be a worry to some, but their championship pedigree makes Bines and his imps good value at 18-1. Can they too turn high waivers into draft gold? If any manager can it will be the king of the waiver!!
Mid-Season Report Card:
- Leauge Position: E
- Points Scored: D
- Draft Team: E+
- Waivers & Free Agency: C (To be honest there was too many for analysis)
- Trades: B
- Overall: D
los Jamones
It may be too simplistic to say that with Salah Los Jamones rises and falls, however, both have had an outstanding December (winning 4 of 5), which has seen Rafa guide his team to start to put up points and as a result has filled the hole that was dug for them at the start of the season.
With a disappointing start is now behind the beleaguered basement dwellers, surely Aguilar will guide his side to further success, buoyed by his captain extraordinaire for the legendary hams- the only way is up!
Mid-Season Report Card:
- Leauge Position: E
- Points Scored: E
- Draft Team: C-
- Waivers & Free Agency: C
- Trades: D-
- Overall: E